I was walking in the wholesale flower district one day
(Shoop-da-doo)
And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man
(Chang-da-doo)
He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings
(Snip-da-doo)
Because he know, you see, that strange plants are my hobby
(Da-da-da-da-da-da-doo)
He didn't have anything unusual there that day
(Nope-da-doo)
So I was, you know, just, just gonna walk on by
(Good-for-you)
When suddenly, and without warning, there was this
(Total eclipse of the sun!)
It got very dark...
And there was a strange humming sound like something from another world
(Da-doo)
When the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there
(Oopsie-doo)
Just stuck in among the zinias
(Audrey Two)
Now, I could have sworn it wasn't there before but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyway
(Sha la la la la la la la la oooooo)
For a dollar ninety five