Mushroom men
You may see horses try to fly
A dog with periwinkle eyes
But peppered earth with chucks of sky
Now there's a sight we're seeing
When sot gets moist with dewy flow
The fungus spores they start to show
And if you're sharp and in the dough
You may spy a different being
Mushroom men
I lean my head on window pane
and stare right down at through the rain
And though the dims an awful strain
I think I seen a mushroom man (2x)
Mushroom men
Boletes, Boletes
I'm lookin' for Boletes (3x)
Don't touch the Amanitas
Look out for Amanitas
Mushroom men
Be it seven suns or seven trout
They came to see with throbbing doubt
The fungi as they pranced about
The Mu-Mu-Mushroom men
Now when mersidonts and dosidonts
And jackalope eat bacon
It's time to get your glasses checked
'Cause surely you're mistaken