Scratch me, scratch me hard
Scratch me, scratch me hard
During electrical storms
I'm going to chase the porcupine
With a twelve meter bamboo pole
Scratch me, scratch me with vigor
Scratch me, scratch me with vigor
I'm wearing a fluorescent red outfit
And I provoke the bulls
By scratching on everything I find, I am
Gentle, like a pet I am (x4)
Scratch me, scratch me with force
Scratch me, scratch me with force
I take anti-depressants
And I smile in the pain
While riding my bike in the Riceweed
Soft as a pet
Soft, like a pet I am (x2)
Scratch me, scratch me vigorously
Scratch me , scratch me vigorously
I'm wearing a straitjacket
And I'm in pain in my chest
By rolling around on a big carpet of nails
Scratch me, scratch- me with vigor
Scratch me, scratch me with vigor
Scratch me, scratch me with vigor
(booklet version)
Scratch me, scratch me with vigor
In the evening before going to bed
You don't know when I moan
But I took a big hot bath of Hindu sauce
Scratch- me, scratch me vigorously
My wool stockings are too small
And I wear them all night
So that when I wake up you will say yes to me
Gentle like a pet
I am gentle like a pet
I am gentle like a pet
I am gentle like a pet, I am
I take antidepressants
And I smile in pain
Riding my bike through ragweed
Gentle like a pet
Gentle like an animal pet
Gentle like a pet
Gentle like a pet
Gentle like a pet
I'm sweet like a pet, yes
Scratch me scratch me with vigor
I sprinkle myself with curry
And when leaving the grocery store
The employees know that I am ready for anything
Scratch me, scratch me hard