Lewberger douchebag stereotype

I joined this frat toon network
with some guys i thought were cool.
When I didn´t let you into our body
I was just following the rules.
At the frat we´d wake each other
And not when I would wake.
Unlike my co- workers who didn´t laugh
when i put (?) in their drinks.
I used to be the coolest,
I got all the hype.
Now I´ve become a victim of douchbag stereotype.
With all these different types of douche,
the question seems to be:
Have I become the douchbag,
or have the douchbag become me?
I´ve made myself a fortune
with some counterfeit stock sales.
Drowning my investors