I'm the greatest star--
I am by far, but no one knows it!
Wait, they're gonna hear a voice,
A silver flute--hoo hoo ooh, hoo hoo ooh--
Each time they'll toot
(I hear it's terrific!)
Then I'll expose it!
Can't you see to look at me
That I'm a natural Camille?
As Camille I just feel
I've so much to offer.
They look to me that they can't see that i'll be
I'm a natural cougher.
(coughs)
Look to the sky you'll never see me,
Lookin' down you'll never see me
Fly da-da dah, buh da bud da,
Bah bah bah, bah dup bah!
I'm the greatest, greatest star!