Ooh, ooh
You got a funny face and a crooked smile
Oh, you're a prince in some world but not in mine
Well, I'm never gonna find you
Oh, handsome like the other girls do
You parade around sulking
It makes me wonder, wonder what you're really about
And all the girls go
Ooh, ooh
And all the bedroom doors, a tradition of yours
Well, the notches in your belt make your pants tight
And all of your boys hanging around
I'll take the sloppy seconds or whatever, man
Oh, when you gonna start? Oh, boy
I guess the drama can be so cool
And all the girls go
Ooh, ooh
And don't you think you might be happier?
Oh, oh, oh