Wild thing
You made the boys spring
You made everything expensive
Spend it, spend it, wild thing
There's hardly a man left around
That you haven't sought out
There's hardly a dress shop in town
That you haven't bought out
In case you're wondering
Why the hair salon wouldn't take you
There's hardly a woman left in
Any state that doesn't hate you
Wild thing
You made the boys spring
You made everything expensive
Spend it, spend it, wild thing
It's truly awesome
When she was younger she thought
Her mother had missed her calling
And she in turn thought
That her daughter's conduct was appalling
After each date she had
The boys went home and dreamed of spiders
She never fell for any man
Who wasn't rich as Midas
Wild thing
You made the boys spring
You made everything expensive
Spend it, spend it, wild thing
It's truly awesome
If there's a lesson to be learned
Then I'm sure I don't know it
We've all been waiting twenty years
To see her finally blow it
But as far as I can tell
She's happy, rich and worry-free
And that's a hell
Of a lot more than I can say for me
Wild thing
You made the boys spring
Made everything expensive
Spend it, spend it, wild thing
Wild thing
You made your heart sing
Bought everything you wanted
Spend it, spend it, wild thing
It was truly awesome
That's my girl, go, baby