Everybody knows
Or everybody likes to think they know
Everything about Michelle
No one ever asks
'Cause no one really thinks they have to ask
Tell you all about Michelle
[Chorus]
You know that Heather has it all
Rita's got a little more of it all
No one's got it like Michelle
Like Michelle
Everybody's sad
Or everybody's only acting sad
When they hear about Michelle
Everybody knows
Everybody likes to think they know
Everything about Michelle
[Chorus]
She got what I don't want
What I don't want is always what I got
So with girls like Michelle
I'll fall in love again
I fell in love before, I'll do it again
With someone not like Michelle
Like Michelle