Raised in a dump called Pallet town,
It was boring, âtil Professor Oak came around.
He said, Boy
you
must
choose
a
Pokemon
So I picked myself a Squirtle, then we were gone.
We took a Kanto trail to the first Gym,
Squirtle scrapped Onyx just by squirting him.
We took a long ass hike to next city,
Got a Cascade badge when I beat Misty.
I've got a rival named Gary, he's a jealous boy,
Always talkin' dat smack, startin' to annoy.
To make matter's worse, Rocket's stalkin me,
Squirtle will drown their Meowth, if they don't stop to creep.
I just want my pets to fight,
Don't judge me I have the right.
Winning battles, winning cash,
But I will never lose sight.
8 Gym Leaders âtil I'm done,
Then Pokemon League here I come,
I just want my pets to fight,
Don't judge me I have the right.
Winning all the battles, my Squirtle wrecks,
Evolving into Blastoise, see the Pokedex.
Wielding two cannons out of his shell,
Givin' hobo free showers cause he hates the smell.
The time has come for Elite Four,
Beat them all, see what else is in store.
Fight the world champ to be number one
Then celebrate, and have some fun
I just want my pets to fight,
Don't judge me I have the right.
Winning battles, winning cash,
But I will never lose sight.
8 Gym Leaders âtil I'm done,
Then Pokemon League here I come,
I just want my pets to fight,
Don't judge me I have the right.
My final reward,
Is the door to Cerulean city caves,
And unlike before,
I âll have a chance to capture Mewtwo one day.
I just want my pets to fight,
Don't judge me I have the right.
Winning battles, winning cash,
But I will never lose sight.
8 Gym Leaders âtil I'm done,
Then Pokemon League here I come,
I just want my pets to fight,
Don't judge me I have the right.
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