Happy birthday, Elvis;
You're not really dead.
It's a lie, it's just a crock,
Something some people said.
I heard a cassette of you speaking
On a telephone;
From a bunker beneath Graceland,
The king sits on his throne.
Happy birthday, Elvis;
Fifty-eight years old today.
It isn't true, you didn't die,
No matter what they say.
The colonel just decided
You should drop out of sight
After the Bicentennial--
The timing was just right.
(Bridge:)
Happy birthday, Elvis;
You're alive in '93.
They took away the body,
But who the hell was he?
Who was that tall fat man
They buried in your place?
Just another imitator;
Plastic surgeons did his face.
Happy birthday, Elvis;
You still love to ball.
Somebody said she spotted you
In a Memphis mall.
Check out the checkout counters;
Read what the tabloids say:
Aliens abducted you,
But somehow you got away.
Happy birthday, Elvis;
I for one will not shed tears.
You'll be back for the millennium;
That's in seven measly years.
And if you're blue and lonely,
Pick up that telephone,
Down in that bunker beneath Graceland,
The king sits on his throne.
- :
- Late Night Calls
- Older Than My Old Man Now
- Miscellaneous
- High Wide & Handsome: The Charlie Poole Project
- Recovery
- 10 Songs For The New Depression
- Career Moves
- Live At the Cactus Cafe
- Clockwork Chartreuse... (Remastered) [Live November 9th...
- Album I
- Album II
- So Damn Happy (Live)
- So Damn Happy
- Album 1
- Songs For The New Depression
- Late Night Calls (Live)
- A Live One
- Cambridge Folk Festival - Celebrating 50 Years
- This is 40
- This Is 40 Soundtrack