It was a dark, depressing party 'til she came into the room
She wore a neon colored vinyl skirt that brightened up my view
There was a mutual attraction of a woman and a man
But it was me who had the growing situation on his hands
So I just stood there in the middle there, yeah aw yeah
She moved a little closer, I felt my blood begin to rise
I saw that she was coming over by that look inside her eyes
So I just stood there in the middle there, yeah aw
I just stood there in the middle there
I just stood there in the middle wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up the rising thoughts of times to come, my future plans
And all the while she stood there staring, bearing down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see
Now what's the mess?
So I cursed at Mother Nature for making me look like such a jerk
I thought of sticks and bricks and pushing pins
But nothing seemed to work
And then with the prettiest of smiles she walked up and said, Hello
And then I watched her as her eyes gazed down on me below
So I just stood there in the middle there, yeah aw
I just stood there in the middle there
I just stood there in the middle wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up the rising thoughts of times to come, my future plans
And all the while she stood there staring, bearing down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see
I just stood there in the middle wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up the rising thoughts of times to come, my future plans
And all the while she stood there staring, bearing down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see
I just stood there in the middle wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up the rising thoughts of times to come, my future plans
And all the while she stood there staring, bearing down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see
Well I stood there in the middle there
Yeah, I've stood there in the middle there
Yeah, I've stood there in the middle there
Yeah, I've stood there in the middle there