Lucilectric
Sweet & Mean
Television
At school I only ever slept,
Because you only learn shit there anyway.
But all the people who met me so far,
I'm amazed that I know so many things.
What haven't teachers wanted to explain to me?
How planets revolve around the sun.
/>How bees, frogs and people reproduce,
I've already seen it all.
Refrain:
I got my education from watching TV.< br/>And you ask me, why are we watching so much rubbish?
I got my education from TV,
I have to watch it because I want to know everything.
>I got my education from TV,
And you ask me, what are so many shows watching?
I got my education from TV,
Me I have to watch it because I still have so much to learn.
A hard chair, a boring topic,
It's hard to study at eight in the morning.
It's on my sofa much more convenient,
From there I zap my teachers back and forth.
Sesame Street taught me how to read,
Lukas and Jim Knopf taught me tolerance.
And Alf is the reason been for it,
Because I know that you can eat cats too.
Refrain.