What are you gonna do, Johnny Fashanu?
Who do you think you are, Bruce Grobelaar?
Who wears the pants at home, is it Mum or Dad?
Whos got the right stuff, stuff to fashion you?
Where did you get that haircut? Its gonna win the game, and what do you think will be the score?
Who do you think will know? Fashanu knows all
Bruce has the know-how, and the moves to fashion you
We can all be friends, thanks to Fashanu
Johnny Fashanu (REPEAT) .