Wonder if I gave an Oreo
to the big bad wolf
How would the story go?
Would he still go huff and puff?
Or would he bring those pigs cool stuff?
To decorate the deck he helped them build
Would they not get killed?
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
to a vampire in a creepy show?
Would he still act so undead?
Would he thirst for milk instead?
I've just got this feeling
that it might work out all right.
‘Cause cream does wondrous things
inside a chocolate sandwich dream.
If I gave 'em to great white sharks,
would they share 'em with baby seals?
Would they call up a giant squid for a friendly meal?
Wonder if I gave an Oreo…
Wonder if I gave an Oreo…
What if I gave an Oreo to you?