FLOTSAM: (spoken) She may have legs, but her love affair doesn't!
JESTAM: (spoken) I didn't feel any sparks, did you?
FLOTSAM: spoken) No electricity whatsoever!
JESTSAM: (spoken) What's the poor sweet child to do?
FLOTSAM: It's such a shame
JETSAM: It's such a crime
FLOTSAM: To be so close
JETSAM: and yet so far
FLOTSAM: So overdue
JETSAM: yet underpar
FLOTSAM: So out of time
JETSAM: It's too sublime
BOTH: Sweet Child!
JETSAM: Poor child
FLOTSAM: And now her second sun has set!
JETSAM: Dear child!
FLOTSAM: Lost child!
JETSAM: There's still some hope-
FLOTSAM: Ya wanna bet?
JETSAM: No.
FLOTSAM: One more day to get her lovepeck
JETSAM: One more day to snag her man
BOTH: And then the squid will hit the fan
FLOTSAM: (spoken) She'll be disgraced
JETSAM: (spoken) Ugh, Debased
FLOTSAM: Reviled
BOTH: Poor child...!