Say that you wanna have a hairdo like
the folks who live up there do that'll flap their wigs
flop their wigs
Well you'll look absolutely dandy if you use one of these handy little thing a ma jigs
Thing a ma bobs
Pick up the dingle hopper just like so twirl it the way I'm twirling now
Give it a little yank and there ya go you're what they call the dogs meow