Osdorp Posse
Osdorp Style
Jo, Def P.! How does a great party start?
Pass me the....
Send all the disco idiots outside,
stand on them and then throw them through the windows.
Because it is low scum and they have to bow down to me,
and then I'll kick their teeth into pieces.
Because at my party no one plays pop
but only hip-hop,
and who bothers me a head,
he gets a kick
in the crack because Def P. is here and just give me
Beer is here, for fun!
Beer is here, for fun!
This is an ode to my beer,
a magic drink that always provides fun.
Fresh from the barrel or from a crate,
even with cans of liquor I was still fed up.
Some people drink rum, others gin,
but beer really sets the mood.
They say there is no beer in heaven,
because why else did Jesus come here?
Beer is here, for fun!
Beer is here, for fun!
After about five beers, you seduce every woman.
After a beer or six, you don't look at a bottle.
After about seven beers, you start to live.
After about eight beers, you feel the power.
After about nine beers , you can handle anything.
After about ten beers, you start to see differently.
After about eleven beers, you can laugh at yourself, and
After about twelve beers, nothing is more scandalous.
Beer is here, for fun!
Beer is here, for fun!
Beer, that's why I'm here,
but every four months I piss like a bull.
But that's good, because if you don't have to pee,
you'll be so full and you'll poop out of your hat. (From your foot to your hat? -M.K.)
As long as the drink is being poured, we stay drunk
and then have a good time in the dark.
The next morning you are as stale as a bull,
/>and the only medicine is...
Beer is here, for fun!
Beer is here, for fun!
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