Owen Tromans barmaidstremolo

Barmaids of Winchester
Barmaids of Leeds
Beautiful girls with arts degrees
I like nothing better than them talking to me
About Mondrian and American foreign policy
Barmaids of Leicester and Ipswich Town
Lift me up when I'm feeling down
I like nothing better than the sweet, sweet sound
Of their laughter as we try and sink another round
Barmaids of Kensington and Paris, France
Walk on air, they love to dance
But set aside your thoughts of any romance
You've got to understand boy you just don't have a chance