Pain Relief
gr8 er toys
Every day is like a game to me
It makes me deal with life more easily
I never step over the footpath cracks
I am a kid and thatâs the way I act
When in the bar I play another game
Itâs fun to drink; itâs fun to win the race
Finish my beer before all my friends
Good to know Iâm the last man to stand
I want a car that goes faster
A boat, a bike, an ATV
I want all game systems and computers
A gun, a mace, real-life PvP
Donât think that Iâm a material boy
Itâs just that now I need greater toys
I like to think that Iâm a G.I. Joe
In a real-life Grand Theft Auto
When I wake up I simply roll the dice
And then I am the mad cat chasing mice
I like to bet on how people will act
After theyâre hit by my surprise attack!