Parokya Ni Edgar cobrabird

The cobrabird is a bird that looks like a cobra.
It is white in color and has a long neck. That's how
It was first discovered in 1976
by a dark Russian
named Leo de la Cruz Mutton
who also invented
what we call question mark
We used to often see specimens whenever there was out-of-town
Now not anymore, the cobrabird is believed by everyone to be completely extinct,
everything except Vinci
Me? Vinci?
Cobrabird
The crocodiledog is a type of reptile that barks
It's like this... Vinci... why? kneeling… arf…
that, okay?
Like a common dog,
the crocodiledog has many parts
But more, like a… crocodile
1982 when the crocodiledog was first introduced to the Philippines
brought by the aborigines who went to the Philippines using land bridges
which also disappeared after the ice age
In the native tongue of the aborigines
the crocodiledog is recognized as the asorous
or great canine lizard
Crocodiledog