Parokya Ni Edgar picha pie

at first i was afraid to eat a picha pie
kept thinking this is not a good
this is a picha pie
and i spent oh so many nights
just eating my tortang talong
and i grew strong
because of my tortang talong
suddenly there was a box, from outer space
I saw it and took it
the box from outer space
I opened it and was horrified
there was a picha pie that was so big!
I tasted it within 5 seconds
I ate it like peanuts!
now I am like this
if it wasn't for you picha hut or shakey's
you're not welcome, ('tang) your mother!
now for me picha pie
I don't want to be separated
for you, I'm ready to kill myself< br/>'cuz now I love picha pie
as long as i eat picha pie i know i'll be alive
i want all my garlic beef
pepperoni, double cheese
the picha pie... oh, picha pie... penge!
you took all the cash I have, it's all gone
I want more picha pie
but the money is not enough
and so I spent so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
it made me cry, don't I have picha pie anymore?
now I'm stuck!
I'm no longer a stupid person who doesn't think
picha pie is a bit expensive
you can't expect it to be free
that's why I'm saving all my money
for there is a purchase
(huh? picha pie!)
(pi-cha pie)
(cha!)
(picha!)
eggplant cake
- eggplant omelette
suddenly with a box
- there came a box
I saw it and took it
- i saw it and i got it
'yung box
- the box
I opened it and scared
- i opened it and i got scared
may picha pie so big
- there was a picha pie, so big!
taste
- i tasted /tried it
I finished it like a man
i - i finished it like it was 'mani!'
now I'm like this
- now i'm like this
kung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's
- if you're not pizza hut or shakey's
('tang) your mother!
- (bitch/prostitute) your mother is... !
now the picha pie if mine
- now the picha pie if mine
I don't want to be separated
- i don't want to share it
for you, I'm ready to kill myself
- for you, i'll prepare it when i die
ang picha pie
- the picha pie
penge!
- give me!
it's all gone
- it's all gone
I still want picha pie
- i still want picha pie
but the money is not enough
- but my money's not enough
I don't have picha pie anymore?
- i don't have picha pie anymore?
now i'm stressed out!
- now i'm stressed out!
I'm not a stupid person who doesn't think
- i'm not a stupid person who doesn't think
picha pie is a little expensive
- pizza pie's a little expensive
so that there is a purchase
- so that i can buy it