You keep sayin' that you don't have rhythm
But this is what you're doin' right there.
With that stamp and a book you got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you got rhythm the spare
I have no idea what you're talking about
I got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look, I got a sweat deal goin' on here
I got all the books that I can read
All this sweet old ladies
An this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian needs?
(Hushhhhh...)
Besides I ain't got rhythm!
No I ain't got rhythm!
I said I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm!
You're kiddin' me right?
Y-you're kiddin' me!
Don't you see what you're doin' right then?
That's a wicked groove, you're starting to move,
Mister you've got rhythm times ten!
I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime
I just can't keep time
I'm tellin' you I've lost the beat!
I don't need my face on a t-shirt
Or hit a power-courd guitar
They were screamin' my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star
Besides I ain't got rhythm!
No, I ain't got rhythm!
I said I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm!
(Sounds like a rhythm to me!)
No I ain't got rhythm!
(Seems like thay all agree!)
I said I ain't got rhythm!
(But you're laying down some funky syncopation)
I ain't got rhythm!
Ain't got rhythm!
(But you got that beat!)
No I ain't got rhythm!
(Look at them, they're stompin' their feet)
I said I ain't got rhythm
(It's time for you to rock the brand new generation)
(Brand new generation)
Because I ain't got rhythm.