Well, she stepped into the room
Right then she got my eyes
She had an ass like a truck
And two amazing thumping thighs
She's been like no other
Just one big fat mother freak
So [unverified]
She likes whips and chains and things
She don't need no diamond rings
Couldn't get her through the door
So I did her on the floor
Let's get naked, baby
And roll under the sheets
I ask one favor, baby
Don't roll on top of me
She's my Crisco queen
A non-stop love machine
On the scene like a sex machine
She ain't big going get bigger
Sparks may fly like the fourth of July
Just don't get any in your eye
She's got me on a 2X4
So I don't fall in when she wants more
I got excited, she threw
Her hands right over me
One, the size of a truck
The other the size of a tree
She whispered in my ear
Just one could you push it near
Guess, I had to move
When you get down to it
She likes whips and chains and things
She don't need no diamond rings
Couldn't get her through the door
So I did her on the floor
Sparks may fly like the fourth of July
Just don't get any in your eye
She's got me on a 2X4
So I don't fall in when she wants more