I'm way too lazy to burnout
way too abstinent to be addicted to alcohol
way too full of myself to be a hypochondriac
and I diagnosed my illnesses myself
myself I'm fine, I don't need a doctor
I'll feel better if I don't even ask him'
For my addiction there's an injection every day
I inject myself with loads of medication, Oh, what does it matter
I'll make sure nothing happens to me
After all, I've studied the package insert every time
I feel good
I'm fine Well, I don't need a doctor
I'll feel better if I don't even ask him'