Punchline answer me

Hit me like a ludwig
Crash me like a shindig
I won't get out of your hair
I'm on you like a wig
I want one of two words
Both one syllable
It's yes, it's no
It's not that difficult
You don't know what i'm gonna be when i get to where i'm going
You won't get within a hundred feet and you'll realize you have blown it
Well now i'm standing here until you answer me
Now i'm standing here until you answer me
I can handle the blow is it yes or no
No more ignoring me
You can call the fuzz
They can take me to jail
I'll be back in your face
Before i make bail
I know you say you're busy
Yeah, everybody's busy
But i've been getting dizzy
From the run around you give me
You don't know what i'm gonna be when i get to where i'm going
You used to be on the team, but now you're my opponent