He's a cool, blond, scheming trick
You want him so much, you feel sick
The boy can't help it
He really can't help it now
Teenage brandos stalk him in the halls
They tease him with cat calls
He's a combination
Tom Cruise, Zack O 'Tool
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What's that man doin' with him?
It's that guy and he's screwin' with him
Can you feel the sex and sweat?
He makes you cream your jeans so you won't forget
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He drives a loaded jeep with seats in the back
If you don't do him soon, you'll have a heart attack
When he flashes you a look, you wanna burn his books
Give up high school, well, well, well, well
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High school, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential
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Well, well, well, well
High school, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential
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