Hey, you, Pikachu! I want you on my team!
Your shocking 'lectric powers compliment my water theme!
I've got a chance to catch you, so please don't take this to heart
I'll need to fight you with my Pokemon, so, feel the wrath of Magikarp
Why, you, Pikachu! You think you're pretty tough!
I've hoped you packed some potions cause my Pokemon play rough
Prepare yourself for capture, stay on guard, think fast, look sharp!
I need to nab a surfing Pikachu, so, I choose you, Magikarp!
Curse you, Pikachu! This ain't some sort of game!
You think you're pretty funny, but you're driving me insane!
I've forty-seven Pokeballs, brand new from Pokemart
So, surrender or you'll be no more, beware my deadly Magikarp!
Screw you, Pikachu! My patience is run out!
I'll wipe that smarmy smile off your leering little snout!
Just sit there and look pretty before I tear this place apart!
Then we'll see whos laughter's laughing last
Here comes...