This is the morning news
The only one who says what he wants
After a cut we return
With the most complete of what we endure
O.J. He came out free of guilt
Michael gave ten million as an apology
They beat up another undocumented person
It was in self-defense, said the jury
The former president fled
/>With what he takes from all his people
He plays in a casino in Monte Carlo
And he drinks champagne and no one here is going to judge him
It's going to snow in Haiti
And there is low zero in Puerto Rico
Don't leave there
The traffic is at rush hour
And there is more smog than in Chernovil
Hug your loved ones and hold on
That here it is not good who helps
But he who does not fuck, agrees
The Vatican banned contraceptives
They prefer hungry children to a condom
And the storks They work double shifts
They will think about opening branches in Saturn
Soccer is gaining ground in the United States
They want to change the structure so that it makes sense
We have to enlarge the goals and eight timeouts
To sell us crap
It is believed that the Chupacabra is a typical case
Product of the mixture between two politicians
It is a stealthy predator
br/>It's hard to see such a similarity
It's going to snow in Haiti
And it's below zero in Puerto Rico
Don't get out of there
The traffic is at rush hour
/>And there is more smog than in Chernovil
Hug your loved ones and hold on
For here it is not good who helps
But he who does not fuck, remember
If we have seemed to you sensationalists
Excuse me, there was no optimistic news
It's going to snow in Haiti
And it's below zero in Puerto Rico
Don't get out of there
The traffic is in rush hour
And there is more smog than in Chernovil
Hug your loved ones and hold on
Here it is not good who helps
But he who does not fuck, remember
See you tomorrow