[Verse 1]
Good evening, children of cultural abandon
You searched for a saviour, well here I am
And all the best ones are dying off so quickly
While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
The charismaâs non-negotiable
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
I'm about to strip and youâre my pole
We are so glorious
Why not leave your job and come on tour with us?
Before I drop dead and die
[Verse 2]
Good evening, lovers of quality entertainment
Good evening to the others that donât know hit
Even you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programme
Got a house in LA, Iâm still paying for itâ¦
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Itâs just the tip but no one will know
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
All the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!)
You are magnificent
Maybe come on stage and be a part of it
I said maybe, baby, baby oh
[Bridge]
Come leave the life youâre living
Show me the light youâre giving
Iâll give it all then a little bit more, oh-oh-woah
âHe would sell his children
For a hit in Belgium
God knows what heâs done
For a number oneâ
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Where the more you see, the less you know
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow
I am notorious
For making all the crowd sing the chorious
I just made up that word
[Bridge]
Come love the life Iâm living
Bathe in the light Iâm giving
âHeâll give it all and a little bit moreâ
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Iâm a volcano thatâs about to blow
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
This is how Iâd like to say âHelloâ
- :
- Heavy Entertainment Show
- Under The Radar Vol. 1
- Swings Both Ways
- Take the Crown
- Shame (Single)
- Miscellaneous
- Reality Killed The Video Star
- Songbook
- Rudebox
- Intensive Care
- Ego Has Landed
- Life Thru A Lens
- Eternity
- Greatest Hits
- Go Gentle
- The Heavy Entertainment Show (Deluxe)
- The Heavy Entertainment Show
- Party Like a Russian
- Love My Life
- With Love