Went to the fortune teller
Had my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head
Took a look at my palm
She said, Son, you feel kinda warm
She looked into a crystal ball
She said, Youre in love"
How could that be so?
I thought of all the girls I know
She said, "When the next one arrives
Youll be looking into her eyes
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Left there in a hurry
Looking forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me lies
I hurried back down to that woman
As mad as I could be
I said I didn't see nobody
Why had she made a fool out of me?
Then something struck me
As if it came from up above
While looking at the fortune teller
I fell in love
Now I'm a happy fellow
Cause I'm married to the fortune teller
And I'm as happy as we can be
And now I get my fortune told for free