Robert Pollard
double standards inc
At 90 degrees Kansas sinks into a fine red hue
The same place the fly got smashed
The air smells of money
Double standards, honey
Talk precisely when you're gunning
The tape machine's not running
At the equal opportunity investment seminar
Out there in the fields
Of equally sharp minds
Gimme a quick gimmick- 5 to 1
One smells dynamite
Not one to run from a good fight
Double Standards Incorporated!
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- Of Course You Are
- FAULTY SUPERHEROES
- Honey Locust Honky Tonk
- Blazing Gentlemen
- Mouseman Cloud
- Jack Sells the Cow
- The Crawling Distance
- Elephant Jokes
- Superman Was A Rocker
- Miscellaneous
- Robert Pollard Is Off To Business
- We All Got Out Of The Army
- Moses On A Snail
- Space City Kicks
- Lord Of The Birdcage
- CMJ New Music Monthly, Volume 69: May 1999
- Waved Out
- Not in My Airforce
- Fiction Man
- Waved Out (Japanese version)