Daily you will find me
teaching dogs to brush their teeth.
Think of me as the meat of things.
Dream and ejaculate gasoline.
I got a broken leg
running away from the egg parade.
These are the days
when a girl's in the way
to open a casket
or close a buffet. . .
Jerk you're late for the work you hate!
Spit out the grin from your mouth!
You gotta get down to Retardville;
there will be other things to think about.
Daily you will find me
teaching dogs to brush their teeth.
Think of me as the meat of things.
Dream and ejaculate gasoline.
I got a broken leg
running away from the egg parade.
These are the days
when a girl's in the way
to open a casket
or close a buffet. . .
Jerk you're late for the work you hate!
Spit out the grin from your mouth!
You gotta get down to Retardville;
there will be other things to think about.