I got an insane posse, we ain't clowns though
I ain't a juggalo, but I always fuckin' juggle hoes
And maybe it's in my nature, but I never wanna date her
But, she's like a shot of vodka, 'cause I always gotta chase her
What's the fuckin' problem with a one night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down
You need to understand
And let me keep it simple
I'm officially stable
And I won't miss you
here's a tissue
I got issues
Believe me
And I always see my mommy in every woman I meet
But I hate my fucking mother motherfucker, it's weak
So please believe me
I'm a needy, insecure fuckin' freak
And it ain't as easy or as dreamy as you thought it would be
Took her out to dinner
Went and tried to kiss her
opened up my eyes
Ladies
I ain't trynna be rude
But I'll never date a bitch who instagrams her fuckin' food
I lost my fuckin' mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby
I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
(I'm an asshole baby)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole baby
Check up in the scene in mid-2006,
I was automatically labeled as A God Damn Prick
I go to prison and get out and then I'm back at it
hey guys
I ain't afraid to go back
Better watch that lip
But the music nowadays always sounds the same
But it's pretty fucking lame what you fucking lames claim
To be real music and you got to feel stupid, to be still choosing to abuse the privilege
and you still use it
Lately all you bands do the same damn shit
Same break down, snare kick and lame ass riff
And everybody still fucking the same lame damn bitch that comes to every show, showing
her fake ass tits
But not me
I'm on a whole other planet
And I'll be damned if I sit back and let this fucking shit happen
I'm an assassin
with that music and fashion
When I cash out no backtracks I stack racks I cashed in
I lost my fuckin' mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby
Alright, everybody on the fuckin' ground right now
Andy, here
(Aright!)
You all are gonna fucking die
Fuck you, fuck your tweets, fuck everything about you
Social media
My fuckin' ass
I'm an asshole baby
Last but not least
I want to thank my fans
The best damn fanbase a band could have
And to show appreciation for how grateful I am
Here's a mic stand
take it home to your dad
I got arrested for a crime that I didn't commit
And I never beat my girlfriend, she's a god damn bitch, man
The truth is that she was pissed, I broke it off
So what she did was calculate a plan to hurt me any chance she could get
Fuck it, her plot didn't work
The jig is up
And everybody knows who's berserk
All you tough guys
and wise guys
gangsters on that Wi-Fi
Are bitch-made in your real life
And in real life I will fight
And just because I rock the skinny jeans and a belt
Don't mean shit, motherfucker
I'll knock your ass out for real
'Cause I'm pissed off, I'll piss on anybody 'cause I spit raw
I split jaws
I'm hip hop
I'll Nicholas cage your face off
I lost my fuckin' mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby
I lost my fuckin' mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
(I'm an asshole baby)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole baby
Welcome to the fuckin' mixtape, 2014 and beyond
Me, Ronnie Radke and a whole bunch of other crazy motherfuckers
(Andy Biersack)
You don't like it?
Go fuck yourself!
(Hahahahaha)
Now, kids, it's just a fucking joke
Relax!