lyin there thinkin' bout the party last night
only thing i can remember was the fight
arrived at the place ‘bout nine to eleven
i don't know where it was but it certainly wasn't heaven
first thing i remember was drink drink drink
the next thing i knew my face was in the sink
then i saw you in the corner of my eye
you looked like you were about to cry
so i stumbled over and gave you a hug
and then appeared your typical thug
then you said ‘ot oh' here comes my man
the next thing i knew he hit me with a pan
then he said ‘oi' do you wanna fight
i said ‘nay' which he thought meant i might
the next thing i knew i had two black eyes
and saw ducks floatin' round the skies
obviously then it was just an illusion
but now it's post party confusion
so i got another beer and the beer was flat
so we went back to my flat and my flat had rats
theres white stuff on my nose from the drug in the loo
i'm sweatin from the pill it'sd ruined my hair do
the bobbins music were burstin' my ears
so to take my mind off it i kept drinkin' flat beers
then i saw you in the corner of my eye
you looked like you were about to cry
so i stumbled over and gave you a hug
and then appeared your typical thug
then you said ‘ot oh' here comes my man
the next thing i knew he hit me with a pan
then he said ‘oi' do you wanna fight
i said ‘nay' which he thought meant i might
the next thing i knew i had two black eyes
and saw ducks floatin' round the skies
obviously then it was just an illusion
but now it's post party confusion