My fellow americans
I have-uh some shit to tell you
I know one president getting some anal from Michelle
bitch I got 'em saw Bin Ladin down in pakistan
and shot him in the dome
and told him there you go
I got him yo
solve a fucking problem joe
let's break out the ...
now everybody smack a bitch from here to tennesy
now let us see wich durkha-durkha
wants another round with me
thought I told you crackers
you don't wanna fuck around with me
eh bro recosise me
I look like the turkey selling you a slurkey
so much noise about me
everybody judge me
no one ever loves me
the say that i'm dead
but they don't even know i work at licker store
test my DNA
this is cream abill jabar
yeah thats him
i drive a cab in new york
i did 9/11
i fight for jihad
alkida gives me discount card
bitch please b-b-b-bitch please
get of your fucking camel
get your fucking sandals
taking were t-t-t-taking
all your fucking coutries
from you fucking monkeys
bro i'm from Afrika
i come from Bagdad
bla bla bla
i smell like a dog
mr president who should we blow up next
well i know prince william
he's living like a king
he don't do shit he just sit
and get shit for free
how the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding
with the money he took from you mother fucker
let him pay for it
what a bumch of pale
crossbred yeah they all fail
one of them is dead
and the others should be all in jail
oh prince charles live in large
with your mom in charge
fuck you william and tell the queen
to slob all on my knob
where all living like kings
raiding all the pasence
taking all their presents
so much nice things
we could have it all
we take it from the poor
they say were inbred
i goble fucking cousin
take alook at london
they men they want bread
but they can eat me ass
cause ahgahaghah
bitch please b-b-b-bitch please
take of the fucking crown and blow your fucking man bitch
hey queen h-h-h-hey queen get of the fucking horse
and make a fucking sandwitch
bro fuck you william and fuck your fat whore
bitch you can suck my balls
i fuck you white whores
hello my name is Donnie Trump
i make a billion everytime i take a dump
i don't need to win the white house i'll just buy it
i bought the taliban and told them osama that he's fired
now i'm a smart guy
what the hell is this royal wedding
i bought the palace and i'll move in when i'm fucking ready
so when you see the prince of england
stare and point and say
eh you got some free shit bozo
you got some free shit
you got some free shit
free shit
it's free shit
bitch please b-b-b-bitch please
get all your fucking boys and watch my fucking show yeah
taking t-t-t-taking all your fucking oil
yeah bitch oh doil rules
bro i'm from afrika
don't fuck with my bros
i truse from mexico
i blow my self up
my fellow americans today Osama bin ladin was found in a pakistan ohio
i greeted him there myself with a birthday card as i haven't seen him in over 10 years
i asked him to come to my daughters birthday party
he declined so i shot him in the face
myself
we can all rest assured thet michelle will be giving me a blowjob tonight
with her mouth this time
am i really the first black man that has to convince people i killed somebody
michelle what's that smell