Well, if things could talk then I'm sure you'd hear
A lot of things to make you cry, my dear
Ain't you glad?
Oh, ain't you glad?
Ain't you glad, glad that things don't talk?
Now, if shoes could tell where they've been
When you say you've been visiting a friend
Ain't you glad?
Hey hey hey, ain't you glad?
But ain't you glad, glad that shoes don't talk?
Now, if doors could tell who's turned the knob
When he's away out on his job
If cars could tell who's been inside
And who's been taking you out for a ride
Ain't you glad?
Mmm, ain't you glad?
But ain't you glad, glad that cars don't talk?
In a world of trouble I'd be
If things ever told on me
My whole life would be through
'Cause I'm guilty, how about you?
If things ever talk that way
Ain't no telling what they might say
Ain't you glad?
Ain't you glad?
Ain't you glad?
Oh, ain't you glad?
But ain't you glad that things don't talk?
Ain't you glad?
Ain't you glad?
Ain't you glad?
Ain't you glad?
Ain't you glad?
Ain't you glad?
But ain't you glad, glad that things don't talk?
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- BROADCAST FROM THE PLANT
- Election Special
- Miscellaneous
- Pull Up Some Dust And Sit Down
- I Flathead
- Get Rhythm
- Bop Till You Drop
- Jazz
- Paradise And Lunch
- Into The Purple Valley
- Ry Cooder
- Show Time
- The Ry Cooder Anthology The UFO Has Landed
- Chicken Skin Music
- Borderline
- Chavez Ravine
- Crossroads [OST]
- The Record Plant session, Sausalito, CA July 7, 1974...
- 1970 - 1987
- If Walls Could Sing