I'd like a sandwich please
Plenty of cottage cheese
A couple of lettuce leaves
To take away
Often on rainy days
I'm tempted to mayonnaise
But now I don't feel that way
I'll take it plain
Go easy on margarine
Seen lately how fat I've been?
My diet's from magazine
I read yesterday
BUT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I don't want tomatoes to go on my sandwiches.