Salty Dick
the sailor s dream
As I was walking down the beach one dark and stormy night
I came upon a whorehouse with its red light shining bright.
I walked up to the welcome mat and knocked upon the door.
Who should answer but a lovely Chinese whore.
She wore a pink kimono, it was open at the front;
I swear I could have counted every hair on her curly cunt.
She asked me what I wanted, I found my voice at last;
All
I
want
from
you
is
a
piece
of
your
lovely
ass.
She took me to the bedroom and I laid her on the floor.
I swear I must have pumped her a hundred times or more.
And when I felt it coming that feeling was so grandâ¦
Then I woke up in my sailor rack with my pecker in my hand.
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