(Oh, that's bad)
No, that's good
Not long ago, I was walkin' down the street
When a woman in a car knocked me off my feet
(Oh, that's bad)
No, that's good
My insurance paid me a lot of dough
More money than I'd seen in a year's payroll
(Oh, that's good)
No, that's bad
On doctor bills is where my money went
And all I had left was a very bad limp
(Oh, that's bad)
No, that's good
'Cause the way I walked, it got me a role
As the Marshall's partner on a TV show
Pretty young actresses started hanging 'round
And every night we'd do the town
(Oh, that's good)
No, that's bad
I ended up back in a hospital bed
'Cause my horse fell on my bad leg
(Oh, that's bad)
No, that's good
'Cause just when I was feeling my worst
I fell in love with a beautiful nurse
(Oh, that's good)
No, that's bad
'Cause I found out she was the doctor's wife
Now I'll be in a wheelchair the rest of my life
'Cause no matter how I pleaded and begged
He operated on my good leg
(Oh, that's bad)
No, that's awful
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- Miscellaneous
- The MGM Singles
- Wooly Bully (Remastered)
- Little Red Riding Hood (Remastered)
- The Best of Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
- Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs, Vol. 3
- Little Egypt, Vol. 1
- 20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: The Best...
- 20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: Best of...
- The Very Best Of
- Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Vol. 4
- Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs, Vol. 4
- Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs, Vol. 1
- Stand by Me, Vol. 1
- Stand by Me, Vol. 2
- Wooly Bully
- Li’l Red Riding Hood / Wooly Bully
- Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs, Vol. 2
- 50 Silly Songs
- 25 Goofy Greats