Before, I had beautiful skin
I was thin and proud, like a microphone stand
Bare chest, for a yes for a no
When the sun makes its appearance
Lose weight at all costs
Become thin, slender, stay within standards
Avoid excesses
How to become thin without going crazy?
How to become thin without going crazy?
In a shirt, on relaxing days
You could believe I was the May Grant
To whom everything suited, who cared about nothing
I wore a size 36, it suited me well
Lose weight at all costs
Become thin, slender, stay within standards
Avoid excesses
How to become thin without going crazy?
How to become thin without going crazy?
I was proud as a microphone stand
Bright and hollow like a dobro
Thin as an E string
Sad as a Jacques Demi film
Where Catherine Deneuve is on a diet
She would like to seduce Memphis Slim
But BB King, mad with rage,
Will oppose their marriage
How to become smart without going crazy?
How to become thin without going crazy?
How to become thin without going crazy?
How to become thin without going crazy?
I showed my Apollo body,
Very fashionable comfortable in all situations
In department stores, I tried on swimsuits
Without ever drawing the curtains
Lose weight at all costs
Become thin, slender, stay in the standards
Avoid excesses
How to become fine without going crazy?
How to become fine without going crazy?