Puleeze Mr. Brown, take it easy
You're tearing my gown
Oh I know music brings out the yearning
But right now you're learning, to tango!
Pleeease Mr. Jones, not so tight
You are crushing my bones
I'll just bet you're an expert at wooing
But right now we're doing, the tango!
You boys in spite of all the dancing lessons, you bought
Out on the dance floor have but one school of thought
And that is anything but what Arthur Murray taught!
Please Mr. Smith, it's a lady
That you're dancing with
There's a time and place for romancing
But not while you're dancing the tango!
You guys are just a bunch of wolves in Ivy League clothes
You think as long as music's playing anything goes