Tonight, I'm your host
Please welcome your next ghost
He's appeared in fifty hauntings
Not much that they are offering
Remotely controlled
Just cruising through the shows
Vibrated back for dimes
I'm up for hired crime
You were always slow
Now you've got no place else to go
Time for hide and seek
You're just the monster of the week
I have the perfect heist
Just need a poltergeist
Don't laugh when a hearse goes by
You'll be the first to die
Let's get one thing clear
I have nothing left to fear
Filming Beyond the Grave
Success is all I crave
You were always slow
Now you've got no place else to go
Time for hide and seek
You're just the monster of the week
Blockbuster to lackluster, I'm yours to rent just say my name
I'm so sick of everything
Everyone is in my way
There is nothing on the tube
I don't know what else to do
No jobs with benefits
That old part time shtick
Maybe I'll do something own my own
Never mind I'll stay home
I'll just stay home
Great.