Every little pillow has its use
Take it from a connoisseur.
I'm the boy who coinned the word, seduce.
Not a lousy amachoor.
Every little thing,
Has its function
In conjunction
With amour.
Take it from a boy who's had rondezvous galore.
To impress, to appeal,
Use finesse, be genteel
Exibit A
A couch must be sprayed with
the fragrance of new pine.
And soon all verticle things will be supine.
A woman'll feel at ease,
As long as she's smellin' trees
In bloom.
Exibit B
A door ain't a door
'till you close it and lock it.
She can't get out if the keys in your pocket.
And nobody else but you can get in,
the room.
Exibit C
Music, if it's slow and smooth
hath charms to sooth
the savage breast.
Get her stretched out
And let the rythm do the rest.
That fasinatin' rythm.
Exibit D
A cusion is just like
A girl when it's fluffed up.
Girls and cusions are meant to be roughed up.
But never never pawed.
To appeal, to impress,
Be genteel, use finesse,
With the shyest, daintiest, creatures on earth
abroad.
Exibit E
A flask is for girl who
May have their suspicions.
A shot will help them forget inhibitions.
The shot'll become a cup
And finally it'll be bottoms up
Exibit F
A hammock is drafty
A place to catch cold in.
But just remember that silence is golden.
And hammocks are better than sofa's or swings.
No springs.
Exibit G
Lights make a room cheerier,
But I prefer the lights that fail.
'cause with no lights
You can talk to her in brail.
Thats what they mean when the say love is blind.
Exibit H
A girl is a thing which is made
out of glass and lace.
So you must take care when you're settin' up shop,
If you want to come out on top,
Then put every prop in it's proper place.
Just checking
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I rest my case.