There's a party at the synagogue for Simchat Torah
Everyone is dancing the Hora
I find myself a spot next to Shlomo
All this hand-holding is a little bromo
Oy vey! If they find out that I'm trans
They don't recognize me with tzitzis and pants
Even though I have a beard and spectacles
They won't hold my hand if I don't have a schmekticle
And all the ladies are like who's this darling [?]
I heard he's a feygeleh who likes to [?]
But nobody minds listening to a man sing
Before my transition it could have left [?]
So while they're all doing the Hava Nagila
Let's go to my house a smoke a Nargilah
But if you think that this is a [?]
Because I could never be shomer negia
You met a nice [?]
But you're not gonna shtuppa
Even all the feygelehs know that some girls just want a chuppah
Maybe she is monogamous
I have no idea
Or maybe she thinks I'm a communist
Or maybe she's shomer negiah
Ya ba dye da di di dye dye...
I can assure you my intentions are holy
I'm a true mensch and I take it slowly
I rest on the Shabbos and I read the Torah
I don't eat pork but I'm poly-amora
'cause even though I'm into girls
Unlike Lucian
I don't believe in the marriage institution
But we didn't shake hands when we said [?]
'cause she's keepin' it Kosher like Shmuley Boteach
You met a nice [?]
But you're not gonna shtuppa
Even all the feygelehs know that some girls just want a chuppah
Maybe she is monogamous
I have no idea
Or maybe she thinks I'm a Zionist
Or maybe she's shomer negiah
Ya ba dye da di di dye dye...
You met a nice [?]
But you're not gonna shtuppa
Even all the feygelehs know that some girls just want a chuppah
Maybe she is monogamous
I have no idea
Or maybe I'm a hippopotamus
Or maybe she's shomer negiah
Ya ba dye da di di dye dye...