Spoken-
Sweetheart, you know it's been awhile -
Something that's been on my mind that I really needed to express to you...
I must tell you how I really feel...
Oh you are an angel
An angel sent from hell
Your mouth like a sailor
Your cheap cosmetic smell
Woman-
Darling you are a loser
It's you I love to kill
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will
From your implants that failed
To the milkman that you nailed
It's been you, it's been you
That's tried to make me lose my mind
Woman-
Well, you come on so tough
And then you can't get it up
And if you do
Then it's still hard to find
You cheap little ho'
Slippin' out the back door
You go out with any man
For a nickel or a dime
Woman-
You no workin bum
You never made me come
Yeah, I faked it
Each and every time
Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky
Corona's by the keg
Oh darlin I'll stop my drinking
If you'll only shave your legs
Woman-
It's too bad your mama wasn't on the pill
Leave my mother outa this
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will