I was hanging out at the show
Feeling like a fat potato
I don't know what I'm doing here
I saw her at the door
And she looked as bored
As me so I got her in
I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
Ah-oh-oh-oh
I saw she brought a camera
She danced the groin-o-rama
And we were really having fun
Told her I'm the lead singer
I felt like Harvey Klinger
And then she slapped me in the head
I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
Ah-oh-oh-oh
I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
Ah-oh-oh-oh