I stayed in bed late today
Because the room was spinning
I think it's gonna be a bad day
My alarm went off on time
But it was the smoke alarm
I think it's gonna be a bad day
Poured a bowl of chunky granola
The milk was chunkier
I think it's gonna be a bad day
My boss said I'm doing a great job
And he hates to let me go!
I think it's gonna be a bad day
My wife said I love you Bill!
My name is John!
I think it's gonna be a bad day
Found a 4-leaf clover
Growing on my shower floor
I think it's gonna be a bad day
I'm gonna be a dad...
According to the lawsuits
I think it's gonna be a bad day
Talked to a sexy girl today
For .95 a minute
I think it's gonna be a bad day
My son finally got his own place
He's in prison
I think it's gonna be a bad day
My daughter started an e-business
She's got a camera in her bedroom!
I think it's gonna be a bad day
My doctor gave me the thumbs up
It was extremely painful!
I think it's gonna be a bad day
My wife likes to dress sexy
So I hear
I think it's gonna be a bad day
My secretary has a crush on me
His name is Steve!
I think it's gonna be a bad day