I would like to learn
How to fire a gun
In case it ever comes to that
I think it's something everyone should know
And I would like to learn
How to dress a wound
In case I'm ever hurt real bad
And don't have access to a doctor's care
And I would like to learn
How to fire a gun
How to fire a gun
And I'd like to learn
How to program C
Design a 2-D fighting game
Based on GPS Technology
Learn one special move
In every U.S. State
Players moving in real space
Producing correlating in-game change
And I would like to learn
How to fire a gun
How to fire a gun
How to fire one
When you eject a loaded cartridge
Do you leave one in the chamber?
Do you have to cock the hammer manually?
Do you believe she'll ever leave you?
Do you have someone to read to?
Do you hope you'll never need to fire a gun?
How to fire a gun
How to fire one
And I'd like to learn
How to practice law
Devise a perfect policy
America with true justice for all
And I would like to learn
How to play guitar
I'd shred a little melody
One to make you reassess your life
And I would like to learn
How to fire a gun
How to fire a gun
How to fire one