Yeah I'm going to college
yeah I'm gonna get rich
Off of the knowledge
that I learned from college
Yeah I know this girl
She acts like a bitch
but I bet I'll impress her
with some fancy lecture
Yeah I'll go to Africa
Feed all the kids
with nutritional knowledge
that I learned in college
I'll go to outer space
I'll build a ship
Find a new planet and populate it
On my new planet they'll hunger for thought and as we've established
that's just what I've got
I'll start a college and make it my own
The students will learn as I sit on my throne