Someone got his eyelidstorn off.
And I'm sitting here,
And I should be doing
Something.
That guy got an axe in his
Throat.
And she's sitting there,
And I don't know why I'm
Waiting,
But Oh, any minute,
I'll be getting closer,
And I'll be where I want to be...
Any minute.
Someone got his skullchopped in half,
And he's sitting there,
And maybe he doesn't want me.
Maybe it was something I said,
Or maybe my breath
Why did I eat those pork rinds?'
Cause oh, any minute
He could turn and kiss me,
And we'll be where we ought to be...
any minute.
She just set his penis on fire.
This is weird.
What do I do?
Oh my God!
This is so not romantic
And Oh, any minute.
He'll do something for me.
Did he just invite me
So he could ignore me?
He won't even know I'm gone...
Any minute!
Any minute!
Any moment!
Any moment!
If I want it...
If I want it...
If I close my eyes!
Any minute...
Any minute...
Any moment...
Any moment...
Any time!
No more time to sit on my butt.
Time to move in,
Time to get started!
This is it, Archie.
After all tonight is the tongue.
And after the tongue,
There will be groping!
And so, watch out Kendra!
Now, watch out, women!